Weird Couple Alert

Sienna Miller & Tom Sturridge

First off, what the jeffries has Tom Sturridge done to himself!?  Dude looks like a romanian tramp!  Not cool & he's defo trying to be cool.

Secondly, Sienna, you swapped the Law for a tramp!?  Seriously!  He may be a man whore, but girlfriend, let's not forget your home wrecking past!  Let's face facts, you two were parfait l'un pour l'autre!