Pig Post

Once upon a time there was a young girl who wished for nothing more than a pig to call her own.  One day whilst surfing the internetwork instead of doing her work, she came across an advertisement for a litter of teeny tiny pig puppies.

The girl knew this was the advertisement she'd been looking for, so she drove all the way to Essex the very next day, in hope of fulfilling her little pig dreams.

When she arrived at the house, she was greeted by big English bulldogs, with backs so flat & shoulders so broad, they could be mistaken for coffee tables.  She ventured into the house & a friendly old lady went to get the only male pig they had left.

The kitchen door opened & in strutted the cutest little pig in the whole universe!  Only he wasn't the teeny tiny pig the girl had had in mind.  He was in fact a teeny four month old pig.  The old lady explained that he was due for Crufts, but that her husband had become ill & she could no longer show pigs anymore.

The teeny pig had a big show name, Glyndee Grand Lad & his father pig before him had come second in Crufts.  It wasn't a first, the girl thought, but it was good enough for her.  So the old lady wiped him clean, clipped his little pig nails & spritzed him with little pig perfume.

Holding back tears, the old lady handed the teeny pig into the girl's arms & asked the girl to look after him well, as he was very special.  With that the girl took off back home with the pig.  Her pig dreams were finally fulfilled.

And they lived happily ever after.

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