This week's honour is bestowed upon that hunk of Canadian goodness; Ryan Reynolds! Phwoar is all I can say! I'm not gonna lie, I was glad when he announced he was divorcing Scarlett Johansson. I honestly don't even think she's pretty. In fact, she's kind of odd looking. Weird nose. I'm glad Mr Reynolds is now back on ze market, maybe now he'll find someone suitably gorgeous to make his mrs!
And remember Ryan, I'm always available...for you anyway.