So I have been in love with David Macklovitch for quite some time now.
However, a few nights back I had this weird dream that involved his brother Alain.
This dream annoyingly left me with feelings for Alain.
Now when I think of my beloved David, I love him no more.
[worried look on face]
Then, to make matters worse, I popped over to mrporter.com & watched this:
I could barely watch it.
Is it wrong that I feel uncomfortable watching Dave get dressed?
'Cause I do!
Oooh, I'm so distraught!