What the Jeffries!?

Florence Welch is virtually UNRECOGNISABLE on the cover of Japan's October issue of Vogue!!!

It's kinda creepy.

Oh My...

Lindsanity in another Kodak moment.

Hot to Trot!

I've come to the conclusion, that certain men have been working on their hawtness lately!

Chris Odowd, from the IT Crowd, has suddenly got way hawt!

I would totally tap that!

Dayumn girl!

I am always the first to speak up about my hatred for Kristen Stewart & her fugz, but even I cannot deny how frickin' HAWT she looks in this shoot for W magazine!

Wa wa wee wa!

Weird Couple Alert

I honestly could not believe this coupling when I first read about it, but apparently it is the darn truth:

Zac Efron & (Potato Head) Rumer Willis!

Seriously, what the fugs!?  Why would the hawt Zefron get with a MAJOR fugs like Rumer Willis!?

C'mon now!

I have NEVER liked Vanessa Hudgens, but, hell, I'd rather he be with that bitch than this dawg!

Jeeez!

Editorial

O.M. to the G.

Talk about Photoshop gone craZy!!!

Christina Aguilera is currently working the fugs in real life...She looks NOTHING like this right now...

PUHLEASE, like girlfriend's ass is that small!

Love Affair

Congratulations are in order, as Lily Allen finally wed Sam Cooper today!!!

Lily looked so beautiful in her 20/30's inspired dress!

We also hear that her brother decided to confirm to all who attended the wedding reception, that Lily is in fact pregnant again!  O.M.G.  I worry so much about her & baby popping.  I would have kept that lil secret close under my hat until I'd popped the kid out, for fear of ANOTHER trajjjik loss!  [small tears]

I hope everything goes well for her though.  I've grown to really like ol' Lils.

This, if nothing else, if most definitely a Love Affair.

x

Hold the press!

O. M. to the G.

Who has my beloved MK been seen getting French with...

None other than Kanye West!

Insane in the frickin' membrane!

If boyfriend doesn't know 'em, worked with 'em, friends with 'em, hell, shared saliva with 'em, then damn it, they clearly ain't worth knowing!

Olsen Watch

The Olsen sisters attended the premier of Midnight in Paris in New York last night.  I love the Olsens but, what da funk!?  A) Shoe fugging all over town.  B)  Why do they consistently choose to wear clothes that SWAMP them!  I too am on the petite size, girlfriends need to work their size not hide it!

My first attempt at coffee...Didn't get very far...

Julia Roberts is looking AMA-ZIIING in this photot shoot for W magazine!!!

Girlfriend just does not age!  Definitely one of my tip top favourite stars EVER!

 

Anyone else under the impression that Ms Moss should just quit it already???

Just me then...

Spotted!

Looky looky who I just spotted wearing my aforementioned retail crush, the Zimmerman bikini: Heidi Klum!

Not 100% convinced she's rocking it out on the beaches of Florida, but I'll accept the name check.

Weird Couple Alert

Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy

So today Kate Hudson announced that she is ENGAGED to Matt Bellamy.  Why!?  WHY!?  Seriously, Kate is AMA-ZIIINGLY hawt & yet, she chooses this fug tastic guy who quite frankly produces SHIT music!  [being pelted by Muse fans]

It was bad enough when she declared him her baby daddy, but now she's marrying the guy.

[sigh]

SOOO disappointing!

Muchos sadness mes amis!  Margaret John, who played the HIGHlarious character of flirty Doris in Gavin & Stacey, has died at the age of 84!  Not 100% sure as to what she died from, but this will inflict upon any possibility of future series or Christmas specials of the show.  Bad times man, bad times.

Marie Caro, the mother of Isabelle Caro, the anorexic model, who died on the 17th of November 2010, has committed suicide over the guilt of her daughter's death!  Double the sadness.  As much as we want the perfect bikini body, let's try not to let it get out of hand!  So please, remember to...E.A.T.!!!

Sandra Bullock, pictured here at the Golden Globes, dressed in Jenny Packham & sporting a rather Lily Allen esque hair 'do, has been denying any romance between herself & Ryan Reynolds...Man, that would be a cute couple!  I hope it's secretly true!!!

Oh hello there.  You may, or may not recognise this hot to trot individual, but it is none other than Tom Hanks' son Chet Haze!  I have to say Tom, well ferigno done!  Chet is setting his sites on becoming a rap star, pretty standard really.  But his current track 'White & Purple' is actually not too shabby.  Keeping an eye on this pretty fly white guy!

My two favourite people together...Oooh er, this could be so right!  Shame Zefron is suffering from some post-break-up bloat face, but, we'll glance over that.  [sigh]

Who the hell knew there was a third Olsen sister!?  Best kept secret...EVER!