Weird Couple Alert!

Just before the year is out, I have a final Weird Couple Alert to provide you with & this one really has just developed out of nowhere!

Eliza Doolittle & Benji Madden!

What da funk!?

I have no idea how this guy even gets a girlfriend.

Seriously, two fugs together...Maybe not so much of an odd couple after all...

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I honestly could not believe this coupling when I first read about it, but apparently it is the darn truth:

Zac Efron & (Potato Head) Rumer Willis!

Seriously, what the fugs!?  Why would the hawt Zefron get with a MAJOR fugs like Rumer Willis!?

C'mon now!

I have NEVER liked Vanessa Hudgens, but, hell, I'd rather he be with that bitch than this dawg!

Jeeez!

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They've been dating for a while now, yet I still really cannot get my head around the pairing:

Avril Lavigne & Brody Jenner!

Seriously!!!  What the Jeffries!!!

What would a hot to trot like Jenner be doing with a lame ass mother fucker like Avril Lavigne!!!  Someone please answer me that!

It literally kills me that they have each other's names tattooed on their bodies.  Like, I actually nearly cry thinking about it.  (jokes)

Urgh!  Why do HAWT men pick fugtastic woman to date!?

PLUS she is TWENTY SIX years old & she STILL dresses like a TEENAGER in her shitty skater boi style.

GROW UP AVRIL & GET YOURSELF A DECENT FUCKING WARDROBE!

I mean, didn't you used to MODEL at some point?  Swear down I read that somewhere!

All I have left to say on the matter is: This relationship offends me.  It offends me on EVERY level!

Nuff said.

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This couple is what Weird Couple Alert was made for...

Rachel McAdams & Michael Sheen.

On the one hand you have the incredibly gorgeous & talented Rachel & on the other, you have the slightly dishevelled looking, rather unattractive looking Michael.

Hmmm...

First of all, he's Welsh, secondly he's ten years older than her & thirdly he has a child...with Kate Beckinsale, who let's face it, isn't a bad looking woman.  How does he do it!?  Dude is fugs!

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Sienna Miller & Tom Sturridge

First off, what the jeffries has Tom Sturridge done to himself!?  Dude looks like a romanian tramp!  Not cool & he's defo trying to be cool.

Secondly, Sienna, you swapped the Law for a tramp!?  Seriously!  He may be a man whore, but girlfriend, let's not forget your home wrecking past!  Let's face facts, you two were parfait l'un pour l'autre!

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Although Daisy Lowe has been dating Matt Smith for over a year now, I still can't get my head around what it is exactly she sees in him!?

Dude is a skinny, pasty lil fug boy!  In interviews he always comes across like an egotistical douchebag, like you would not believe!  I think dating Daisy has gone to his head in a big way!  When they break up he'll probably become a modelizer!  Ha!

I can't say Daisy seems to carry much weight in the brains department, she always seems rather childlike, i.e. childish.  But, she had Mark(y Mark) Ronson, girlfriend could have upped her game after that!  Ronson is hot cha cha cha!  Why date this dude!  Man is naaasty!

Literally makes me feel sick when I see pictures of the two canoodling, especially when he's topless!  Eurgh, no one needs those kind of images thank you.

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Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy

So today Kate Hudson announced that she is ENGAGED to Matt Bellamy.  Why!?  WHY!?  Seriously, Kate is AMA-ZIIINGLY hawt & yet, she chooses this fug tastic guy who quite frankly produces SHIT music!  [being pelted by Muse fans]

It was bad enough when she declared him her baby daddy, but now she's marrying the guy.

[sigh]

SOOO disappointing!

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Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn

Sorry for another one, but seriously!  When has all this new hooking up occurred!?

Why, I mean really WHY, would you leave Ryan Reynolds for Sean Penn!?

There is no logic in that!

Sean Penn is an ASSHOLE!

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 Keira Knightley & James Righton

 

When the fajitas did this occur!  Keira only dropped Friend over Christmas, now she's making out with Klaxons' keyboard player James.  Have the Klaxons even produced anything decent in the last year?

Weird is all I can say...WEIRD!