Sooo, I had dreams of being a lilac haired mermaid, to the point that I refused to listen to the advice of the hairdresser & went & dyed my barnet myself...With somewhat disastrous consequences.
The lilac dye is on its way, but in the meantime, I've managed bleached my hair into a shambles.
The shaved side of my head is practically NEON!
Shambles!
I shall be wearing this pork pie hat for SOME TIME, until things improve!
Now the big question is, is the lilac gonna improve this shambles...or make it worse, if that's possible!
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Shambles?!? Pssshhh. It looks beyond divine my dear.
ReplyDeleteI like you Anonymous, I think I'd like to keep you in my pocket, so I've got a supply of positive words when times are hard. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm your unrequited soul mate so I've always got your back, and I do yoga so I'm sure I could fit.
ReplyDeleteWho said you're unrequited? I might need a soul mate, know. :) Yoga you say...I do yoga too. Okay that's a lie, I DID do yoga, now I'm just lazy.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the anonymity of my being to you suggests the love to be unrequited. We are afflicted by the same sloth, my yoga is much more meditation than yoga, it consists almost entirely of cross-legged sitting.
ReplyDeleteYou talk in riddles dear friend, I am both confused & intrigued. I would rather like the ability to sit cross legged, or indeed, to sit at all, for more than a minute, without being entirely distracted. Perhaps it would be rather rewarding, hell, I might even find enlightenment...or not.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I too have incredible ADD. I can only sit still in secluded areas of nature where I'm all alone and I can paint in my mind, a little Tallest Man on Earth doesn't hurt either. Although, I have never found enlightenment, more enlightenment has found me, or something to that effect.
ReplyDeleteYou are like the Jedi master of amazingness, I need to know more about your true identity oh great one!
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, I was going to say my speech sounded yoda-esque. Well if that request is sincere, I am an open book. Ask me anything you wish.
ReplyDeletei wasn't too sure whether to leave a comment right in the middle of your little mysterious conversation.
ReplyDeletebut i will anyway.
hair. mermaid. beauty. i love alot.
see you sunday missus.
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Well, Monsieur Anonymous, if that is your real name, where on this Earth does one reside?
ReplyDeleteMiss Wall, danke. Enjoyed seeing you yesterday evening!
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It is, although most people call me annie for short. Well, I have taken a suburb in Minnesota as my sanctuary for shortly over eighteen years, or rather since birth; albeit not by my own accord. In short time I shall be venturing south towards salt lake city for university, my intention being to redesign the way humans gather energy from the earth--by wind and that giant orange ball in the sky. Possibly transferring, and eventually taking up saddle with the Peace Corps, with, hopefully, frequent excursions to far, far off places scattered intermittently in between. Apologies for droning on and becoming bromidic.
ReplyDeleteWell Monsieur Welton, that is quite something! I admire your tenacity! I on the other hand have reached the tender age of twenty five & have still not worked out entirely what I'm gonna do with my life. Thus far you have surpassed me Monsieur!
ReplyDeleteDon't mistake my aspirations for, albeit a cliche, rules carved into stone. Life, too me, in essence, is simply an exploration in the concept of living; to various degrees. No one knows how their life will result, because if they did, living said life would be entirely meaningless. If I reach the milestone of twenty-five, I can only hope to preserve the wonder you hold for the world in my own soul. I never want to have it "all figured out", because I will no longer have anything to seek. I apologize if it came off that I was casting aspersions on your campaign; I can assure you I would never. I have to say I hold the same love of your new do as the mysterious Monsieur Neptune, who I am exponentially jealous of, by the way. Please do not feel obligated to grace me with a response, either.
ReplyDeleteWell then my friend, we are just a pair of pleasure seekers, attempting to find some meaning in a somewhat meaningless life. Whether that be from redesigning the way humans gather energy or from buying new shoes & partying in Cannes. :)
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