Celebs I hate to love & love to hate!

This week...Nicole Scherzinger!

I literally CANNOT stand Nicole Scherzinger!

Although, having said that, I did watch her on last week's Graham Norton Show & she didn't come across as annoying as I thought she would.

HOWEVER, she cannot hold a note for shit, live!  She also has ZERO fashion sense (really wears some fugtastic outfits) & goes out with Lewis Hamilton, who I also despise!

Damn her ama-ziiing hair, her caramel skin & her banging body!  Urgh.

P to the S.  As LOATHSOME as I am to admit it, I am kinda liking her recent release Right There.  I am SO ASHAMED to admit that!!!  But it's so addictive!  ARGHGHGHGHGHG!

[crying in the corner with shame]

Celebs I hate to love & love to hate

This week I'm loathing/secretly loving Keira Knightly.

Keira's just that annoying side of middle class & she just always seems a lil up herself when you read or watch interviews with her.  But, she has amazing cheek bones, matchstick legs & is generally really annoyingly beautiful.  Gawd dayumn!

Celebs I hate to love & love to hate!

This week's beast of society: Audrina Patridge!

I was so not feeling her existence in The Hills, ol' Ceiling Eyes.  [chuckling]

However, girlfriend has the most ama-ziiing body!  Of which I am truly jealous!

Obvs her boobies are as fake as her tannage, but she has an ama-ziiing figure, which cannot be denied!  This is what I need to look like when I hit up Europe...In a few short weeks...[looks at porky muffin top]  Think I may be kidding myself.  [begins to sob uncontrollably]

Celebs I hate to love & love to hate!

So I officially hate Lindsay Lohan.  Essentially I did actually really like her at one point, however, she seemed to turn into a cranked out douchebag & I just went off her.

However, rather annoyingly, she just manages, in some way that I cannot explain, to look drop dead HAWT in film & photo!  It's sooo annoying!  You can't help but feel that pang of jealousy.  Damn her!

Celebs I hate to love & love to hate

This week's: Everybody's favourite, Ellie Goulding!

I know she's everyone's flavour of the month, but sorry, I cannot bare her!!!  I love her hair, I love her music, but her as an individual...There's just something about her that riles me!  Plus I don't rate her fashion choices.  Sorry.

Celebs I hate to love & love to hate!

This week's: Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays!

I really don't want to like her, but girlfriend's been upping her fashion game of late & I can't help but feel enviable!!!  Pretty, skinny, tanned & well dressed.  Bitch!  Plus, I reeeally want her Prada bag!